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Bushido Strike Tee – Samurai Ink Brush Graphic

$29.99

Unleash your inner warrior. This heavyweight cotton tee features a raw brushstroke samurai locked in battle stance — katana raised, red rising sun blazing behind him, ink splatters flying like fresh wounds. Pure intensity in black and blood-red.Relaxed oversized fit with dropped shoulders for that effortless street look. Perfect layered or solo, whether you’re hitting the city, the gym, or just owning the day.Fabric & Fit 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (solid colors) Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester Medium 6.0 oz/yd² weight — soft from day one, built to last Double-needle stitching on sleeves, neck, and hem Tear-away label (no itch, all comfort) Size XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width 18.75 19.75 20.75 22.75 24.75 26.75 28.75 Length 26.25 27.25 27.75 28.75 29.75 30.25 31.25 *Size tolerance: ±1.00 in *Measure across chest 1" below armhole (width) and from high point shoulder to bottom hem (length).This matches the relaxed, dropped-shoulder fit perfectly — generous sizing for that true oversized streetwear look.Care Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) Non-chlorine bleach only when needed Tumble dry low Iron or steam on low Do not dry clean Wear the code. Live the strike.

"Mechanic Definition" Premium Hoodie (Unisex)

$49.99

The hoodie every real mechanic, DIY hero, and garage wizard has been waiting for. Big distressed “MECHANIC” across the chest with the most accurate definition you’ll ever read:Noun. Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.See also: Wizard, Magician.Soft as hell, built to last through late nights, spilled oil, and endless “it’ll only take 10 minutes” jobs. Key Features / Bullet Points-9 oz.,-50% USA cotton, 50% polyester-DryBlend® moisture wicking performance-Made with 50% sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton-Full coverseam, pill-resistant air jet yarn-Double-needle stitched pouch pocket-Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling-Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord-1x1 spandex ribbed cuffs and waistband-Transitioning to a grey tear-away label. Inventory may be mixed.Size Recommendation-This hoodie runs small. Most people go one size up for that ideal oversized garage look.The Real DescriptionYou’ve seen the meme a thousand times. Now it’s on the softest hoodie you’ll ever own.Wear it and watch what happens: -Customer at the parts counter reads it → starts laughing → asks where you got it. -Your buddy who “helped” last weekend sees it → quietly nods in shame. -Random guy at the gas station → “Bro… that’s literally my life.”It’s not just a hoodie.It’s a badge of honor for everyone who’s ever fixed something with zip ties and hope, diagnosed a rattle by ear, or successfully lied to a customer about how long it’ll actually take. Part of the garage collection – more sarcastic, honest, and way-too-real designs dropping every month. Limited batch. When it’s gone, the next one might say “It was like that when I got here.”Grab it, throw it on, and let the hoodie do the talking while you get back under the car. Size Full body length Body width Sleeve length S 27" 20" 35" M 28" 22" 36" L 29" 24" 37" XL 30" 26" 38" 2XL 31" 28" 39" 3XL 32" 30"

Mechanical Keyboard Switch Blueprint Tee

$29.99

The ultimate sleeper tee for anyone who lives for clacks and thocks.Front and center: a full mechanical keyboard switch exploded in clean, vintage blueprint style — stem, spring, housing, leaf, every precise detail laid out in crisp monochrome lines with tiny callouts. No brand names, no loud text. Just pure engineering elegance that only the initiated recognize.99% of people see a sharp, minimalist graphic. The other 1% stop dead: “Is that… a switch teardown? What spring weight?!” Instant bond. You’re deep in films vs. lube talk before the coffee’s poured.Lightweight and breathable, this tee settles into daily rotations — sketchbooks, maker spaces, coffee runs, late-night builds. Layer it or wear it solo; it stays neat and comfortable all day.Fabric & Fit 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton Lightweight 4.2 oz — soft and airy from the first wear Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention Ribbed crew collar with tear-away label High-detail front print (DTF/DTG) that stays crisp REACH certified, ethically made XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80 11.20 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 *Size tolerance: ±1.50 in *Width measured across chest 1" below armhole *Length measured from high point shoulder to bottom hem *Sleeve length measured from center back neck to cuffCare Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) Non-chlorine bleach as needed Tumble dry low Iron/steam medium heat Do not dry clean Wear the blueprint. Type the thock. Live the clack.Limited drop — once it’s gone, the switch is off forever.

Boost Shawarma "I Was Late Talking To My Dog" Hoodie – Official $SHBOOST Automotive Hoodie

$49.99

The official hoodie of every car guy who’s ever been late because he was “in a meeting”…(yeah, the meeting was a white Shiba Inu on the moon telling you to send it).Minimal “Boost Shawarma” on the front. Full moon-doge masterpiece on the back.Wear it to the shop, cars & coffee, the track, or the drive-thru – instantly starts conversations, stories, and burnouts.Key Features / Bullet Points Official Boost Shawarma × $SHBOOST limited automotive drop Premium Gildan DryBlend® Hooded Sweatshirt (G125) 9 oz. 50/50 cotton-poly blend – heavy enough for the garage, light enough for the cruise DryBlend® moisture-wicking – stays dry when you’re under the hood or the chart’s pumping Pill-resistant air-jet yarn for that always-fresh look Double-lined hood with matching drawcord Kangaroo pocket big enough for spark plugs, your phone, or a cold one 1×1 rib with spandex at cuffs and waist – keeps shape after 100 washes Made with 50% sustainably grown USA cotton Sizes S–3XL (true to size, size up for that oversized car-guy fit) Size Chart Size Body Length Chest Width Sleeve Length S 27″ 20″ 35″ M 28″ 22″ 36″ L 29″ 24″ 37″ XL 30″ 26″ 38″ 2XL 31″ 28″ 39″ 3XL 32″ 30″ 40″ The Real Description (the one that sells out the drop)You roll up to the meet wearing this.Someone spots the tiny “Boost Shawarma” on the chest → they spin you around → see the dog on the moon → instant laughter.Next thing you know: “Bro, same, I told my boss I was talking to my dog too.” “Wait… $SHBOOST? Let me see your build thread.” Ten minutes later half the parking lot is popping hoods, swapping turbo stories, and someone’s already ordering shawarma. This isn’t just a hoodie.It’s the universal car-guy excuse, the inside joke, the bat-signal for anyone who understands boost is life and the moon is the destination.Perfect for Late-night garage sessions Cars & Coffee flexing Track days (black hides the oil stains) Every $SHBOOST holder who’s ever blamed the dog for being late Limited run. When they’re gone, the dog isn’t giving extensions.Grab it, boost it, send it.

The Feast Stories Briefs

$29.99

Discreet comfort meets quiet art. This all-over-print women's Briefs carries the understated "The Feast Stories 2022" minimal graphic across a soft, lightweight briefs printed with a subtle, literary design for readers and storytellers who like a private reminder of the stories that move them. The smooth two-sided polyester fleece feels silky against skin while holding crisp, long-lasting print — the small serif title on the front and the gentle “Wear The Story” line at the back are understated and personal. A soft elastic waistband and delicate lace-trim edging keep the silhouette feminine and comfortable all day. These briefs slip into daily life as a quiet, bookish ritual: a small wearable nod to evenings with a good novel, writer’s workshops, and shared feasts of words.Product features- 100% polyester with soft two-sided fleece finish for a smooth, lightweight hand- Elastic, soft waistband for comfortable all-day wear- Vibrant, long-lasting all-over print that won’t fade- Extra-light fabric (2.2 oz/yd² / 74.6 g/m²) for a barely-there feel- Regular fit with printed care label and delicate lace trimCare instructions- Do not dryclean- Do not iron- Dry flat- Do not bleach- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

The Feast Stories Boxer

$29.99

These lightweight boxer briefs bring a quiet, literary charm to everyday wear. Soft two-sided fleece polyester keeps them breathable and smooth against the skin, while the slim regular cut sits comfortably under jeans or loungewear. A subtle front print — “The Feast Stories” framed by a minimalist rope motif — gives them an offbeat, storyteller’s edge. The back features a small, understated line: “Wear The Story,” a gentle reminder to carry narrative and curiosity into your day. They’re for people who appreciate small details, clever design, and comfort that moves with them from morning coffee to late-night reading.Product features- Light, durable 100% polyester with soft two-sided fleece finish- Elastic, soft waistband for all-day comfort- Vibrant all-over print that resists fading- Extra-light fabric weight (3.8 oz/yd²) for breathability- Regular fit with printed care label insideCare instructions- Do not dryclean- Do not iron- Dry flat- Do not bleach- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

White Devil Cobra Retro Tee

$29.99

Pure old-school muscle with a rebellious twist.This oversized boxy tee brings serious vintage car-meet energy with a bold “White Devil Cobra” graphic — featuring a sleek white Cobra illustration paired with vibrant retro lettering in warm orange, red, and cool blue that pops hard against the clean white fabric. The design continues on the back for full 360° impact.Cut relaxed with dropped shoulders and a structured yet comfortable medium-weight feel — perfect for weekend cruises, car shows, garage hangs, or everyday flexing.Fabric & Fit 100% cotton (solid colors) – Athletic Heather is 90/10 cotton-poly Medium-weight 6.0 oz/yd² fabric Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders Double-needle stitching on sleeves, neck, and hem Tear-away label + combed ring-spun cotton for premium softness Care Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) Non-chlorine bleach as needed Tumble dry low Iron or steam on low heat Do not dry clean Built for speed. Styled for the streets. XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.75 19.75 20.75 22.75 24.75 26.75 28.75 Length, in 26.25 27.25 27.75 28.75 29.75 30.25 31.25 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00

My Cat Thinks I'm Cool

$29.99

Playful black outline of a smug cat face with tilted head, tiny speech bubble above that says "My human thinks he's cool" in cute handwritten font. Solid white background, high-contrast line art. Perfect for t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, phone cases—funny cat people will eat it up..: Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)).: Relaxed fit.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton.: Available in 58 colors.: Sewn-in label

Vanity Plate - "Boost Shawarma" YouTube Style | Novelty License Plate Decor

$24.99

akLevel up your space with this fun, custom vanity plate inspired by the Boost Shawarma YouTube vibe—where high-performance energy meets mouthwatering shawarma obsession! Featuring bold "Boost Shawarma" text in crisp YouTube-style lettering, plus a striking red play-button icon on a glossy black front, it's the perfect subtle (yet hilarious) statement for car enthusiasts, food lovers, late-night snack fans, or anyone who lives for that turbo-charged culinary life. Made from lightweight, durable 100% aluminum with a premium glossy black front and brushed silver back, this plate delivers vibrant, fade-resistant printing that pops without overwhelming. Pre-drilled with four edge holes for effortless mounting—no hardware included, so grab your screws or hooks. Hang it on a kitchen wall, garage door, camper grill, man cave, or even as a quirky vehicle accent (check local rules if using on the road). Standard 12" × 6" size fits most novelty setups perfectly. Product Features 100% aluminum construction – lightweight, rust-resistant, and built to last Glossy black front with vibrant, sharp full-color printing for maximum contrast Brushed silver backing for a sleek, professional finish Pre-drilled with four holes for quick hanging or mounting (wall, door, bracket, etc.) Standard size: 12" × 6" (30.5 × 15.2 cm) – versatile for decor or display Proudly assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts Care Instructions Simple upkeep: Wipe gently with a damp cloth and mild soap, then air dry. Use a soft, non-abrasive cloth—avoid harsh cleaners to keep the glossy print looking fresh. Whether you're repping your favorite YouTube channel, adding humor to your ride's setup, or just craving a daily reminder of epic eats, this vanity plate brings the boost. Perfect gift for foodie friends, car modders, or meme coin/Shawarma squad members! 🚀🌯

License Plate Frame - The Feast Stories YouTube Logo | Where People Meet Food and Tell a Story

$19.99

Show off your passion for food, culture, and storytelling on every drive with this sleek custom license plate frame inspired by The Feast Stories YouTube channel. Featuring the iconic channel logo and the tagline "Where People Meet Food and Tell a Story", plus a bold red play-button icon, it's a subtle yet eye-catching way to rep your favorite food adventure hub.Crafted from lightweight, durable aluminum with a modern matte black finish and vibrant full-color printing on the front edge, this frame delivers crisp, fade-resistant graphics that stand out without being flashy. It installs in minutes on standard U.S. plates and keeps a clean, low-profile look on any car, truck, or SUV.Product Features Premium lightweight aluminum – tough enough for daily driving and weather exposure Matte black base with bright, high-definition full-color front printing Standard size (12.2" x 6.3" outer) fits most 11.8" x 6.1" license plates perfectly Pre-drilled holes for quick, secure installation (no tools needed beyond a screwdriver) Printed on front only – check your local laws for frame regulations and visibility Care InstructionsEasy maintenance: Wipe clean with warm water and mild soap. Avoid harsh chemicals or abrasive materials to preserve the vibrant print.Perfect for subscribers, food lovers, storytellers, or anyone who wants to turn their vehicle into a rolling tribute to great eats and meaningful tales. Drive the conversation—literally!

The Feast Stories Hanging Air Freshener

$9.99

Turn every drive into a small, intentional ritual. Slip this lightweight, double-sided hanging card into your car and let the fresh tropical motif infuse your space with calm energy. The subtle leafy design brings a fresh vibe that feels like the perfect start to any journey — morning coffee runs, late-night drives, or slow weekend cruises.Choose your scent to match the mood: Pine: Brisk balsam fir, crisp apple, and greens for forest-like clarity. New Car: Bright fruity top notes that ease into warm leather and apple — nostalgic and inviting. Black Ice: Sharp citrus-forward chill with lime, lemon, and pineapple punch. The scent unfolds gently over time, creating a familiar, calming interior that makes you breathe a little deeper. Compact rectangle shape with hanging cord — easy to place on your rearview mirror (keep it out of direct view line for safety).Features Sturdy 80 pt. paper board construction Vibrant same design printed on both sides Lightweight and compact with included hanging cord Three scent options: Pine (balsam fir, apple, greens), New Car (fruity green, ylang, leather), Black Ice (lime, lemon, pineapple) Care & Usage Remove from packaging and hang freely (e.g., rearview mirror) — avoid direct contact with car surfaces to prevent potential damage. Store in a cool, dry place when not in use to preserve scent longevity. Scent typically lasts 30-45 days depending on temperature, airflow, and exposure. Do not expose to extreme heat or direct sunlight for prolonged periods. Keep away from fabrics, plastics, or surfaces that could be affected by fragrance oils. Breathe in the breakfast story. Drive fresh.

The Feast Stories Kitchen Apron

$29.99

Quiet confidence for the kitchen, studio, or backyard pop-up. This apron carries the lived-in “THE FEAST STORIES” logo across a durable polyester — slightly weathered for that storyteller’s charm, like it’s already hosted countless good meals, late-night talks, and creative messes.Soft foamed lining keeps it comfortable during long sessions, while the stain-resistant surface shrugs off spills, grease, sauces, or paint. Lightweight, easy to tie, and adjustable for a perfect fit — it becomes part of the ritual: flipping pans, wiping thumbs on the hem, welcoming friends to the table.Choose your strap color to match your vibe: black, white, beige, blue, or pink.One-size-fits-most with tie-back closure (31.5" length x 25.6" width). Made for everyday creators who turn ingredients (or ideas) into stories.Fabric & Details 100% polyester canvas with soft foamed lining Stain-resistant & protective surface All-over vibrant print with subtle weathered logo Adjustable tie-back closure Five strap color options: black, white, beige, blue, pink Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts Sewn-in care label and white hem thread Care Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), gentle cycle Non-chlorine bleach as needed Tumble dry low Do not iron Do not dry clean Wear the story. Cook the feast.